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nemo@itbloke.net BioMARE LIBERUM ~ MOBILIS IN MOBILI
"FAR TOO CONTINENTAL FOR MANKIND
I have been trying to make a picture of a man. Changing, yes. Developing, I hope. Fantastic, improbable-perhaps. Quite worthless, quite irritating, if you feel that way. Or a slightly cockeyed ideal, if you feel differently. It doesn't matter so much, so long as you feel that you would recognize him if you met him tomorrow.
you I might be, just another ringer with the slick trigger finger for Her Majesty, another one with that golden tongue poisoning all your fantasies, but never try to second guess me or I will give you your bill and turn all your thrillers into tragedies.
To find me, take a voyage to the bottom of the sea, because I'm a riddle you will see in the middle of the sea, but If you ask me things of life, then I will say:
"Me! I’m far too continental for mankind, I don’t tend to interfere in your lives, See me as a searcher with the answers, to your world, from under the sea. But If you come with peace at heart, I may help you to restart what went wrong so long ago, from down below."
My name is Dâvid Nèmo, I was born with a strange but none the less very real disability/mutation, that at first I thought of as a disability and a hindrance, however, I have come to think of it now as a gift and virtue, that aids me in my work and goals,
In life I am primarily a Courtier to my Lord Bacchus the Green Fairy and an unremitting debtor, however I hold a First/Honors degree in Psychology from Oxford University and am a former Officer in the British Royal Navy, also a boat Builder/Owner/Dweller, Professional/Expert, Scuba diver and unbounded Eco-Warrior that truly See's the evil that men do under the sea and who always believes that: "All is for the best, in the best of all worlds" and just sometimes within reason "The end, does justify the means".
I love diving of all sorts, sailing my Boat, {Nautilus 2000} and traveling on her instead of using airplanes, I have a small apartment and mooring in Port Grimaud near St.Tropez in the South of France that I barely use and usually rent out most of the year but always spend Christmas and New Year in Paris on the River Seine, moored with friends who have a great nearly permanent barge moored there.
I am also I a big Supporter and activist of Environmental issues and promote living a carbon neutral life. I have based my life and ideals on the Teachings of the US Military Developed First Earth Battalion, myself along with other Eco-Warrior friends now think of ourselves as the Aquatic Extension of the original concept "The First Earth Armada". Following along with there concept of none lethal weapons I also develop many of my own none lethal weapons systems, including perfecting the elusive secret of the tazer Arrow.
My Self Built Boat is 28 Foot Sharpie/Paradox/Sailboat {Nautilus 2000, What Else, with a name like mine, long story behind that,} Can not only Generate electricity from Solar Panels and two miniature high tech V.A.W.T. Wind Turbines, but also from her main miniature vegetable oil fueled Generator which in turn can power all Nautilus's other power requirements including her main propulsion a 6HP electric outboard. This Gives her an Environmentally Friendly top speed of 4 Knots and a little more with her sails up.
She is flat bottomed but with REVOLUTIONARY BALLASTED STAINLESS STEEL CASED, CHINE RUNNERS and has a folding mast and a draft of only 14 inches allowing her to easy access to almost any river estuary or swamp/Bayou , she also has digital Sonar and Radar and underwater infra lighting and cameras. Her mast also acts as a huge boosted WiFi Aerial allowing me to access the Internet and VOIP Services {Skype} anonymously from over two miles away with a rough line of site. She looks very normal and escapes most peoples attention by acting somewhat like a perception filter allowing me to work without people noticing me.
II also hold a black belt in Aikido & hold an E5 Expert Level Military/Special Forces Instructor rating in Krav-Maga, I am also highly proficient in Nunchaku-Do and the Orcutt Defensive Systems: Police Nunchaku.
I am also a keen Archer and Bow Hunter. As I stated above in conjunction with a colleague who is a brilliant engineer I have found the secret of and perfected the tazer arrow, and have also developed the smoke arrow, the CS gas arrow and of course the GPS tracker arrow.
All these I can launch from either my compound bow, my harpoon Gun or a rubber powered pocket arrow launcher that we also developed, for when space is tight. I also have a set of Orcutt Police Nunchaku, a miniature pocket tazer, a couple of pocket flares and as a last resort I also carry an Emerson LaGriffe Knife.
I also have an extensive array of high-tech, covert surveillance equipment at my finger tips for land and undersea use. Allowing me to covertly gather evidence on all those who seek to pollute our oceans for profit and then anonymously report them to the appropriate authorities.
I have an extensive wine collection/cellar for investment and pleasure and love wine tasting, I love good food as well and love trying new local dishes, I am also a sucker for a good cup of coffee.
I also love; , a Hedonistic Lifestyle, Social Engineering, Partying in Ibiza, St-Tropez, Puerto Banus and other european party capitals and of course playing Baccarat Chemin de Fer and Baccarat Banque till the small hours, at the tables there. I also play at international level in Grand slam Bridge tournaments across Europe and compete in Biathlons ~ {Swim/Run}, whenever I can.
So, my friends, dear bookworms, most noble fellow drinkers, frustrated burglars, affronted policemen, upright citizens with furled umbrellas and secret buccaneering dreams, fellow privateers and pirates--that seems to be very nearly all for now. It has been nice having you with us, and we hope you will come again, not once, but many times.
To see my full history, training and qualifications, goto:
http://www.linkedin.com/in/nautilus3000
Kind Regards and hope to catch you on the Flip Side ~ * { NEMO } * ~
“Still and Forever, Far too continental for Mankind!”
E-Mail: nemo@itbloke.net
Skype Me: itbloke
PS. Always Remember to never underestimate the practical man who has the depth of perception to philosophize as well, or you may not survive to regret it?
PPS. I have really only one pet hate in life and that is, those pathetic, totally stereotyped, slightly overweight {chubby}, sexist, loud over baring over arrogant obviously beta class fascist young men that are usually from London or the home counties, who always show off about eating, drinking and smoking cigars to access {usually ending up blind drunk and abusive}, play far to many computer games and usually work in some pathetic area of IT to boot are totally materialistic and clearly have huge self esteem issues and enormous inferiority complexes which in turn causes them to have massive chips on there shoulders, which tends to drag the rest of us down when we have to mix with them socially. Come on admit it, you know the ones I mean, you hate them to especially now that they have escaped your perception filters at long last. Oh sorry Two Pet Hates, all things Chavs, Chav {Blingey} people, Chav cars, Chav Culture and Chav Ideals, but then really who in society today, that has at least, half an ounce of manners, style, good taste and class doesn't!
Music:
Tori Amos, Bix Beiderbex, Billie Holiday, John Denver, Cajun, Zydeco, Jazz, Blues, Bauhaus, Shakira, Crowded House, The Recipe, cocteau twins, Crosby, Stills and Nash, Supertramp,Styx, Celtic Woman, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Seals and Croft, bjork, Sarah Brightman, Simon and Garfunkel, Billy Joel, John Lennon, Billy Idol, The Cure, Queen, Peter, Paul, and Mary, Cajun Dance Party, Razorlight, Snow Patrol, The White Stripes, Weazer, They Might be Giants, David Bowie, The Doors, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Cat Stevens, Kate Bush, Peter Gabriel, Prince, Ocean Colour Scene, REM, Crowded House, New Radicals, Marrilion, The Beach Boys, Jan & Dean, Ambient House, Groove Armada, Chicane, Air, Karsh Kale, Newton Faulkner, James Blunt, David Gray, James Morrison, kings of tomorrow, Jethro Tull, Credence Clearwater Revival, CCR, Vernian Process, Abney Park, The Cassettes, The Beatles, The Levellers, PS. Hate Rap & Hip Hop.
Reading:
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, The Mysterious Island, Robur the Conqueror, The Master of the World, The Lighthouse at the End of the World, Invasion of the Sea, La Maison à vapeur, The Headstrong Turk, The Blockade Runners, Le Tour du Monde en quatre-vingts jours (Around the World in Eighty Days), Five Weeks in a Balloon, The Adventures of Captain Hatteras, Journey to the Center of the Earth, From the Earth to the Moon, In Search of the Castaways. Around the Moon, A Floating City, The Adventures of Three Englishmen and Three Russians in South Africa, The Fur Country, The Survivors of the Chancellor, Michael Strogoff, Off on a Comet, The Child of the Cavern, Dick Sand, A Captain at Fifteen, The Begum's Fortune, Tribulations of a Chinaman in China, The Steam House, Eight Hundred Leagues on the Amazon, Godfrey Morgan, The Green Ray. Kéraban the Inflexible, The Vanished Diamond, The Archipelago on Fire, Mathias Sandorf, The Lottery Ticket, North Against South, The Flight to France, Two Years' Vacation, Family Without a Name, The Purchase of the North Pole, César Cascabel, Mistress Branican, Carpathian Castle, Claudius Bombarnac, Foundling Mick, Captain Antifer, Propeller Island, Facing the Flag, Clovis Dardentor, An Antarctic Mystery, The Mighty Orinoco, The Will of an Eccentric, The Castaways of the Flag, The Village in the Treetops, The Sea Serpent, The Kip Brothers, Traveling Scholarships, A Drama in Livonia..
The History of Mr. Polly, The Invisible Man, The Island of Dr Moreau, Kipps, Men Like Gods, The Time Machine, The War in the Air, The War of the Worlds.
Treasure Island, Prince Otto, The Black Arrow, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Kidnapped, Catriona, The Ebb Tide, Island Nights' Entertainments.
Mr. Midshipman Hornblower, Lieutenant Hornblower, Hornblower and the Hotspur, Hornblower and the Crisis, Hornblower and the Atropos, The Happy Return, A Ship of the Line, Flying Colours, The Commodore, Lord Hornblower, Hornblower in the West Indies.
Advice for Little Girls, Old Times on the Mississippi, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer Abroad, Tom Sawyer, Detective, Mark Twain's Weapons of Satire.
Mandalay, Gunga Din, The Jungle Book, The Second Jungle Book, Captains Courageous, The Day's Work, Stalky & Co, Kim, Just So Stories, Puck of Pook's Hill.
The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Importance of Being Earnest.
King Solomon's Mines, She, Allan Quatermain, The Last Boer War, Allan's Wife, Maiwa's Revenge, Ayesha, the Return of She, Allan and The Holy Flower, Child of Storm, The Holy Flower, Finished, The Ivory Child, The Ancient Allan, She and Allan, Heu-heu: or The Monster, The Treasure of the Lake, Allan and the Ice-gods, Hunter Quatermain's Story.
The Fall of the House of Usher, The Pit and the Pendulam, The Raven, The Black Cat, The Masque of the Red Death, The Cask of Amontillado, The Murders in the Rue Morgue, The Mystery of Marie Roget, The Purloined Letter, The Vanished Treasure, The Mystery of the Fulton Documents, The Man in the Blue spectacles, The Mystery of the Gilded Cheval-Glass, The Fires in the Rue St. Honoré, The Facts in the Case of the Missing Diplomat, The Murder of Edgar Allan Poe.
A Study in Scarlet, The Sign of the Four, The Man with the Twisted Lip, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Speckled Band, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Return of Sherlock Holmes, The Valley of Fear, His Last Bow, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes.
The Lost World, The Poison Belt, The Land of Mist, The Disintegration Machine, When the World Screamed.
The Amateur Cracksman, The Black Mask, A Thief in the Night, Mr. Justice Raffles.
The Torrents of Spring, The Sun Also Rises, Fiesta, A Farewell to Arms, To Have and Have Not, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Across the River and Into the Trees, The Old Man and the Sea, Islands in the Stream, The Garden of Eden, True at First Light, Under Kilimanjaro: Death in the Afternoon, The Dangerous Summer.
Cup of Gold, The Pastures of Heaven, The Red Pony, To a God Unknown, Tortilla Flat, The Harvest Gypsies: On the Road to the Grapes of Wrath, In Dubious Battle, Of Mice and Men, The Long Valley, The Grapes of Wrath, Forgotten Village, The Log from the Sea of Cortez, The Moon Is Down, Cannery Row, The Pearl, East of Eden, Working Days: The Journals of the Grapes of Wrath.Travels with Alfie.
This Side of Paradise, The Beautiful and Damned, The Great Gatsby, Tender Is the Night, The Last Tycoon, The Princeton Tiger, Babylon Revisited, Flappers and Philosophers.
Seven Pillars of Wisdom, The Mint, The Odyssey of Homer, Crusader Castles.
Jaws, The Island, The Deep, Girl of the Sea of Cortez, Beast, White Shark (Creature), Sharks Life.
The Passing of the Techno-Mages: Casting Shadows, Summoning Light, Invoking Darkness.
To Your Scattered Bodies Go, The Fabulous Riverboat, The Dark Design, The Magic Labyrinth, Gods of Riverworld.
Repairman Jack~{all the series}, The Swallows and Amazons, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demoms, The Hobbits Hole, Lord of the Rings, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, The Chronicles of Narnia, Death of Grass, Slaughterhouse Five, Fahrenheit 451, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Celestine Prophecy, Death in Venice, Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Homer's Odyssey
Television:
Marine Boy, Hornblower, Sharpe, Sapphire and Steel, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Ulysses 31, House, The Equalizer, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Peep Show, Nine out of ten Cats, City of Vice, Lost, 24, Seaquest DSV (First Series), Twin Peaks, The X Files, Flipper, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Battle of the Planets, The Man From Alantis, Wild Wild West (TV Series), Steam Boy, The Flashing Blade, White Horses, The Danube Delta, Adventures on Kithera, Steam Detectives, Ace of Wands, Dinotopia, Legend, The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, The Tomorrow People, Gormenghast, Noggin the Nogg, Ivor the Engine, Dastardly &; Muttley in their Flying Machines, The Lost World, Dogtanian, Bablyon Five, Crusade, The Dead Zone, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Teen Titans, Cowboy Bebop, Heroes, Numbers, Dexter, The Prisoner.
Anime:
Marine Boy, Battle of the Planets, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Outlaw Star, Fist of the North Star, Ulysses 31, Ninja Scroll, Crying Freeman, Metropolis, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, The Steam Detectives, Steam Boy, Howl's Moving Castle, Porco Rosso, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water, Blue Submarine No. 6, Submarine 707R, Riding Bean, Gunsmith Cats, Black Jack – {all movies}, Undersea Super Train: Marine Express, Umi no Triton (Triton of the Sea), Kureopatora – {Cleopatra: Queen of Sex}, Buddha, The Last Unicorn, Full Metal Alchemist, Gundam ~ {all}, Sailor Moon, Perfect Blue, The Condor, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Kimba the White Lion.
Movies:
The Big Blue, Blade Runner, The Riddle of the Sands, Zeplin, Iron Man, Daredevil, Aquaman, Treasure Island, Kill Bill, Hell Boy, The Dark Night {both Movies}, The Goonies, Jean de Florette, Manon de Source, Diva, The Seventh Seal, Celine and Julia go Boating, The African Queen, Casablanca The old man and the Sea, Reap the wild wind, The Big Sleep, La Dolci Vita, Jaws, The Deep, The Island, Beast, Creature, Into the Blue, The Thomas Crown Affair {both versions}, The 39 Steps, {all versions}, Chocolate, V for Vendetta, Captain Nemo & the Underwater City, The Abyss, The Ninth Gate, Danger Diabolique, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Dr Phibes Rises Again, Cat People, The Silent Enemy, Boy on a Dolphin, above us the Waves, A Brief encounter, The Emerald Forest, Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, The Mummy, The Great Gatsby, Sleepy Hollow, Black Narcissus, Sideways, A Good Year, Waterworld, The Yellow Submarine, Ferngully the Last Rainforest, The final Program, Free Willy, A Clockwork Orange, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Captain Courageous, Carry on Screaming, Moby Dick, Sin City, Fantastic Voyage, Voyage to the bottom of the Sea, The Blue Lagoon, Return to the Blue Lagoon, Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, The Sin Eater, Revelation, Croupier, Flesh & Blood, Footloose, Dirty Dancing, Bridgette Jones Diary, Bridgette Jones {The Edge of Reason}, The Vikings, Wilde. Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Showboat, The Libertine, Pirates of the Caribbean, Cutthroat Island, Flight of the Phoenix, Castaway, Walkabout, Fantasia, Animal Farm, Blood on Satans Claw, Pinocchio, The Wolves of Willowby Chase, Eye of the Beholder, Edward Scissorhands, Silent Running, Patch Adams, Don Juan DeMarco, The Man in the Iron Mask, Warlords of Atlantis, She Creature, Dolphins, The Motorcycle Diaries, Slaughterhouse Nine, Fahrenheit 549, Dougal and the Blue Cat, Witchfinder General, Congo, Anaconda, Red Water, Krakatoa East of Java, Midion Creatures of the Night, Goliath Awaits, Unbreakable, The Forbidden Planet, The Davinchi Code, Wraith, The Matrix, Prayer of the Rollerboys, Johnny Mnemonic, Road House, National Lampoons Animal House,Halloween, The Shadow, Breakfast a Tiffanie's, By the Sword, Stealing Beauty, Season of the Wolf, Sleepy Hollow, Cyrano de Bergerac, Roxanne, Silent Running, Clash of the Titans, Cyrano de Bergerac, Roxanne, Don Quixote, Beneath the 12-Mile Reef, From Hell, The Crimson Pirate, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea, Fantastic Island, The Lost World in eighty days, The Golden Compass, The Ninth Gate, Around the World in 80 days, City Of Lost Children, Darkcity, Dark Man, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Wild Wild West, Sky Captain Of Tomorrow, Rocketeer, Twin Peaks, (fire walk with me), The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Van Helsing, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Brazil, Those magnificent men in their flying machines, Monte Carlo or Bust, Romancing the Stone, The Jewel in the Nile, Wild Wild West, RiverWorld, The Princess Bride, Cat on a hot tin Roof, A Streetcar Named Desire, Fields of Gold, Children of a Lesser God, Off Mice and Men, The Assassination Bureau, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, King Solomons Mine {all versions}, She, 1984, For your Eyes Only, To Catch a Thief, Incense for the Dammed.
And so, my friends, dear bookworms, most noble fellow drinkers, frustrated burglars, affronted policemen, upright citizens with furled umbrellas and secret buccaneering dreams, fellow privateers and pirates--that seems to be very nearly all for now. It has been nice having you with us, and we hope you will come again, not once, but many times.
Kind Regards and hope to catch you on the Flip Side ~ { DAVID } ~
“Still & Forever, Far to continental for Mankind!”
E-Mail: nemo@itbloke.net
Mobile: (07999) 343333
PS. Always Remember to never underestimate the practical man who has the depth of perception to philosophize as well, or you may not survive to regret it?
"FAR TOO CONTINENTAL FOR MANKIND
I have been trying to make a picture of a man. Changing, yes. Developing, I hope. Fantastic, improbable-perhaps. Quite worthless, quite irritating, if you feel that way. Or a slightly cockeyed ideal, if you feel differently. It doesn't matter so much, so long as you feel that you would recognize him if you met him tomorrow.
you I might be, just another ringer with the slick trigger finger for Her Majesty, another one with that golden tongue poisoning all your fantasies, but never try to second guess me or I will give you your bill and turn all your thrillers into tragedies.
To find me, take a voyage to the bottom of the sea, because I'm a riddle you will see in the middle of the sea, but If you ask me things of life, then I will say:
"Me! I’m far too continental for mankind, I don’t tend to interfere in your lives, See me as a searcher with the answers, to your world, from under the sea. But If you come with peace at heart, I may help you to restart what went wrong so long ago, from down below."
My name is Dâvid Nèmo, I was born with a strange but none the less very real disability/mutation, that at first I thought of as a disability and a hindrance, however, I have come to think of it now as a gift and virtue, that aids me in my work and goals,
In life I am primarily a Courtier to my Lord Bacchus the Green Fairy and an unremitting debtor, however I hold a First/Honors degree in Psychology from Oxford University and am a former Officer in the British Royal Navy, also a boat Builder/Owner/Dweller, Professional/Expert, Scuba diver and unbounded Eco-Warrior that truly See's the evil that men do under the sea and who always believes that: "All is for the best, in the best of all worlds" and just sometimes within reason "The end, does justify the means".
I love diving of all sorts, sailing my Boat, {Nautilus 2000} and traveling on her instead of using airplanes, I have a small apartment and mooring in Port Grimaud near St.Tropez in the South of France that I barely use and usually rent out most of the year but always spend Christmas and New Year in Paris on the River Seine, moored with friends who have a great nearly permanent barge moored there.
I am also I a big Supporter and activist of Environmental issues and promote living a carbon neutral life. I have based my life and ideals on the Teachings of the US Military Developed First Earth Battalion, myself along with other Eco-Warrior friends now think of ourselves as the Aquatic Extension of the original concept "The First Earth Armada". Following along with there concept of none lethal weapons I also develop many of my own none lethal weapons systems, including perfecting the elusive secret of the tazer Arrow.
My Self Built Boat is 28 Foot Sharpie/Paradox/Sailboat {Nautilus 2000, What Else, with a name like mine, long story behind that,} Can not only Generate electricity from Solar Panels and two miniature high tech V.A.W.T. Wind Turbines, but also from her main miniature vegetable oil fueled Generator which in turn can power all Nautilus's other power requirements including her main propulsion a 6HP electric outboard. This Gives her an Environmentally Friendly top speed of 4 Knots and a little more with her sails up.
She is flat bottomed but with REVOLUTIONARY BALLASTED STAINLESS STEEL CASED, CHINE RUNNERS and has a folding mast and a draft of only 14 inches allowing her to easy access to almost any river estuary or swamp/Bayou , she also has digital Sonar and Radar and underwater infra lighting and cameras. Her mast also acts as a huge boosted WiFi Aerial allowing me to access the Internet and VOIP Services {Skype} anonymously from over two miles away with a rough line of site. She looks very normal and escapes most peoples attention by acting somewhat like a perception filter allowing me to work without people noticing me.
II also hold a black belt in Aikido & hold an E5 Expert Level Military/Special Forces Instructor rating in Krav-Maga, I am also highly proficient in Nunchaku-Do and the Orcutt Defensive Systems: Police Nunchaku.
I am also a keen Archer and Bow Hunter. As I stated above in conjunction with a colleague who is a brilliant engineer I have found the secret of and perfected the tazer arrow, and have also developed the smoke arrow, the CS gas arrow and of course the GPS tracker arrow.
All these I can launch from either my compound bow, my harpoon Gun or a rubber powered pocket arrow launcher that we also developed, for when space is tight. I also have a set of Orcutt Police Nunchaku, a miniature pocket tazer, a couple of pocket flares and as a last resort I also carry an Emerson LaGriffe Knife.
I also have an extensive array of high-tech, covert surveillance equipment at my finger tips for land and undersea use. Allowing me to covertly gather evidence on all those who seek to pollute our oceans for profit and then anonymously report them to the appropriate authorities.
I have an extensive wine collection/cellar for investment and pleasure and love wine tasting, I love good food as well and love trying new local dishes, I am also a sucker for a good cup of coffee.
I also love; , a Hedonistic Lifestyle, Social Engineering, Partying in Ibiza, St-Tropez, Puerto Banus and other european party capitals and of course playing Baccarat Chemin de Fer and Baccarat Banque till the small hours, at the tables there. I also play at international level in Grand slam Bridge tournaments across Europe and compete in Biathlons ~ {Swim/Run}, whenever I can.
So, my friends, dear bookworms, most noble fellow drinkers, frustrated burglars, affronted policemen, upright citizens with furled umbrellas and secret buccaneering dreams, fellow privateers and pirates--that seems to be very nearly all for now. It has been nice having you with us, and we hope you will come again, not once, but many times.
To see my full history, training and qualifications, goto:
http://www.linkedin.com/in/nautilus3000
Kind Regards and hope to catch you on the Flip Side ~ * { NEMO } * ~
“Still and Forever, Far too continental for Mankind!”
E-Mail: nemo@itbloke.net
Skype Me: itbloke
PS. Always Remember to never underestimate the practical man who has the depth of perception to philosophize as well, or you may not survive to regret it?
PPS. I have really only one pet hate in life and that is, those pathetic, totally stereotyped, slightly overweight {chubby}, sexist, loud over baring over arrogant obviously beta class fascist young men that are usually from London or the home counties, who always show off about eating, drinking and smoking cigars to access {usually ending up blind drunk and abusive}, play far to many computer games and usually work in some pathetic area of IT to boot are totally materialistic and clearly have huge self esteem issues and enormous inferiority complexes which in turn causes them to have massive chips on there shoulders, which tends to drag the rest of us down when we have to mix with them socially. Come on admit it, you know the ones I mean, you hate them to especially now that they have escaped your perception filters at long last. Oh sorry Two Pet Hates, all things Chavs, Chav {Blingey} people, Chav cars, Chav Culture and Chav Ideals, but then really who in society today, that has at least, half an ounce of manners, style, good taste and class doesn't!
Music:
Tori Amos, Bix Beiderbex, Billie Holiday, John Denver, Cajun, Zydeco, Jazz, Blues, Bauhaus, Shakira, Crowded House, The Recipe, cocteau twins, Crosby, Stills and Nash, Supertramp,Styx, Celtic Woman, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Seals and Croft, bjork, Sarah Brightman, Simon and Garfunkel, Billy Joel, John Lennon, Billy Idol, The Cure, Queen, Peter, Paul, and Mary, Cajun Dance Party, Razorlight, Snow Patrol, The White Stripes, Weazer, They Might be Giants, David Bowie, The Doors, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Cat Stevens, Kate Bush, Peter Gabriel, Prince, Ocean Colour Scene, REM, Crowded House, New Radicals, Marrilion, The Beach Boys, Jan & Dean, Ambient House, Groove Armada, Chicane, Air, Karsh Kale, Newton Faulkner, James Blunt, David Gray, James Morrison, kings of tomorrow, Jethro Tull, Credence Clearwater Revival, CCR, Vernian Process, Abney Park, The Cassettes, The Beatles, The Levellers, PS. Hate Rap & Hip Hop.
Reading:
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, The Mysterious Island, Robur the Conqueror, The Master of the World, The Lighthouse at the End of the World, Invasion of the Sea, La Maison à vapeur, The Headstrong Turk, The Blockade Runners, Le Tour du Monde en quatre-vingts jours (Around the World in Eighty Days), Five Weeks in a Balloon, The Adventures of Captain Hatteras, Journey to the Center of the Earth, From the Earth to the Moon, In Search of the Castaways. Around the Moon, A Floating City, The Adventures of Three Englishmen and Three Russians in South Africa, The Fur Country, The Survivors of the Chancellor, Michael Strogoff, Off on a Comet, The Child of the Cavern, Dick Sand, A Captain at Fifteen, The Begum's Fortune, Tribulations of a Chinaman in China, The Steam House, Eight Hundred Leagues on the Amazon, Godfrey Morgan, The Green Ray. Kéraban the Inflexible, The Vanished Diamond, The Archipelago on Fire, Mathias Sandorf, The Lottery Ticket, North Against South, The Flight to France, Two Years' Vacation, Family Without a Name, The Purchase of the North Pole, César Cascabel, Mistress Branican, Carpathian Castle, Claudius Bombarnac, Foundling Mick, Captain Antifer, Propeller Island, Facing the Flag, Clovis Dardentor, An Antarctic Mystery, The Mighty Orinoco, The Will of an Eccentric, The Castaways of the Flag, The Village in the Treetops, The Sea Serpent, The Kip Brothers, Traveling Scholarships, A Drama in Livonia..
The History of Mr. Polly, The Invisible Man, The Island of Dr Moreau, Kipps, Men Like Gods, The Time Machine, The War in the Air, The War of the Worlds.
Treasure Island, Prince Otto, The Black Arrow, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Kidnapped, Catriona, The Ebb Tide, Island Nights' Entertainments.
Mr. Midshipman Hornblower, Lieutenant Hornblower, Hornblower and the Hotspur, Hornblower and the Crisis, Hornblower and the Atropos, The Happy Return, A Ship of the Line, Flying Colours, The Commodore, Lord Hornblower, Hornblower in the West Indies.
Advice for Little Girls, Old Times on the Mississippi, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer Abroad, Tom Sawyer, Detective, Mark Twain's Weapons of Satire.
Mandalay, Gunga Din, The Jungle Book, The Second Jungle Book, Captains Courageous, The Day's Work, Stalky & Co, Kim, Just So Stories, Puck of Pook's Hill.
The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Importance of Being Earnest.
King Solomon's Mines, She, Allan Quatermain, The Last Boer War, Allan's Wife, Maiwa's Revenge, Ayesha, the Return of She, Allan and The Holy Flower, Child of Storm, The Holy Flower, Finished, The Ivory Child, The Ancient Allan, She and Allan, Heu-heu: or The Monster, The Treasure of the Lake, Allan and the Ice-gods, Hunter Quatermain's Story.
The Fall of the House of Usher, The Pit and the Pendulam, The Raven, The Black Cat, The Masque of the Red Death, The Cask of Amontillado, The Murders in the Rue Morgue, The Mystery of Marie Roget, The Purloined Letter, The Vanished Treasure, The Mystery of the Fulton Documents, The Man in the Blue spectacles, The Mystery of the Gilded Cheval-Glass, The Fires in the Rue St. Honoré, The Facts in the Case of the Missing Diplomat, The Murder of Edgar Allan Poe.
A Study in Scarlet, The Sign of the Four, The Man with the Twisted Lip, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Speckled Band, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Return of Sherlock Holmes, The Valley of Fear, His Last Bow, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes.
The Lost World, The Poison Belt, The Land of Mist, The Disintegration Machine, When the World Screamed.
The Amateur Cracksman, The Black Mask, A Thief in the Night, Mr. Justice Raffles.
The Torrents of Spring, The Sun Also Rises, Fiesta, A Farewell to Arms, To Have and Have Not, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Across the River and Into the Trees, The Old Man and the Sea, Islands in the Stream, The Garden of Eden, True at First Light, Under Kilimanjaro: Death in the Afternoon, The Dangerous Summer.
Cup of Gold, The Pastures of Heaven, The Red Pony, To a God Unknown, Tortilla Flat, The Harvest Gypsies: On the Road to the Grapes of Wrath, In Dubious Battle, Of Mice and Men, The Long Valley, The Grapes of Wrath, Forgotten Village, The Log from the Sea of Cortez, The Moon Is Down, Cannery Row, The Pearl, East of Eden, Working Days: The Journals of the Grapes of Wrath.Travels with Alfie.
This Side of Paradise, The Beautiful and Damned, The Great Gatsby, Tender Is the Night, The Last Tycoon, The Princeton Tiger, Babylon Revisited, Flappers and Philosophers.
Seven Pillars of Wisdom, The Mint, The Odyssey of Homer, Crusader Castles.
Jaws, The Island, The Deep, Girl of the Sea of Cortez, Beast, White Shark (Creature), Sharks Life.
The Passing of the Techno-Mages: Casting Shadows, Summoning Light, Invoking Darkness.
To Your Scattered Bodies Go, The Fabulous Riverboat, The Dark Design, The Magic Labyrinth, Gods of Riverworld.
Repairman Jack~{all the series}, The Swallows and Amazons, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demoms, The Hobbits Hole, Lord of the Rings, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, The Chronicles of Narnia, Death of Grass, Slaughterhouse Five, Fahrenheit 451, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Celestine Prophecy, Death in Venice, Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Homer's Odyssey
Television:
Marine Boy, Hornblower, Sharpe, Sapphire and Steel, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Ulysses 31, House, The Equalizer, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Peep Show, Nine out of ten Cats, City of Vice, Lost, 24, Seaquest DSV (First Series), Twin Peaks, The X Files, Flipper, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Battle of the Planets, The Man From Alantis, Wild Wild West (TV Series), Steam Boy, The Flashing Blade, White Horses, The Danube Delta, Adventures on Kithera, Steam Detectives, Ace of Wands, Dinotopia, Legend, The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, The Tomorrow People, Gormenghast, Noggin the Nogg, Ivor the Engine, Dastardly &; Muttley in their Flying Machines, The Lost World, Dogtanian, Bablyon Five, Crusade, The Dead Zone, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Teen Titans, Cowboy Bebop, Heroes, Numbers, Dexter, The Prisoner.
Anime:
Marine Boy, Battle of the Planets, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Outlaw Star, Fist of the North Star, Ulysses 31, Ninja Scroll, Crying Freeman, Metropolis, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, The Steam Detectives, Steam Boy, Howl's Moving Castle, Porco Rosso, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water, Blue Submarine No. 6, Submarine 707R, Riding Bean, Gunsmith Cats, Black Jack – {all movies}, Undersea Super Train: Marine Express, Umi no Triton (Triton of the Sea), Kureopatora – {Cleopatra: Queen of Sex}, Buddha, The Last Unicorn, Full Metal Alchemist, Gundam ~ {all}, Sailor Moon, Perfect Blue, The Condor, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Kimba the White Lion.
Movies:
The Big Blue, Blade Runner, The Riddle of the Sands, Zeplin, Iron Man, Daredevil, Aquaman, Treasure Island, Kill Bill, Hell Boy, The Dark Night {both Movies}, The Goonies, Jean de Florette, Manon de Source, Diva, The Seventh Seal, Celine and Julia go Boating, The African Queen, Casablanca The old man and the Sea, Reap the wild wind, The Big Sleep, La Dolci Vita, Jaws, The Deep, The Island, Beast, Creature, Into the Blue, The Thomas Crown Affair {both versions}, The 39 Steps, {all versions}, Chocolate, V for Vendetta, Captain Nemo & the Underwater City, The Abyss, The Ninth Gate, Danger Diabolique, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Dr Phibes Rises Again, Cat People, The Silent Enemy, Boy on a Dolphin, above us the Waves, A Brief encounter, The Emerald Forest, Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, The Mummy, The Great Gatsby, Sleepy Hollow, Black Narcissus, Sideways, A Good Year, Waterworld, The Yellow Submarine, Ferngully the Last Rainforest, The final Program, Free Willy, A Clockwork Orange, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Captain Courageous, Carry on Screaming, Moby Dick, Sin City, Fantastic Voyage, Voyage to the bottom of the Sea, The Blue Lagoon, Return to the Blue Lagoon, Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, The Sin Eater, Revelation, Croupier, Flesh & Blood, Footloose, Dirty Dancing, Bridgette Jones Diary, Bridgette Jones {The Edge of Reason}, The Vikings, Wilde. Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Showboat, The Libertine, Pirates of the Caribbean, Cutthroat Island, Flight of the Phoenix, Castaway, Walkabout, Fantasia, Animal Farm, Blood on Satans Claw, Pinocchio, The Wolves of Willowby Chase, Eye of the Beholder, Edward Scissorhands, Silent Running, Patch Adams, Don Juan DeMarco, The Man in the Iron Mask, Warlords of Atlantis, She Creature, Dolphins, The Motorcycle Diaries, Slaughterhouse Nine, Fahrenheit 549, Dougal and the Blue Cat, Witchfinder General, Congo, Anaconda, Red Water, Krakatoa East of Java, Midion Creatures of the Night, Goliath Awaits, Unbreakable, The Forbidden Planet, The Davinchi Code, Wraith, The Matrix, Prayer of the Rollerboys, Johnny Mnemonic, Road House, National Lampoons Animal House,Halloween, The Shadow, Breakfast a Tiffanie's, By the Sword, Stealing Beauty, Season of the Wolf, Sleepy Hollow, Cyrano de Bergerac, Roxanne, Silent Running, Clash of the Titans, Cyrano de Bergerac, Roxanne, Don Quixote, Beneath the 12-Mile Reef, From Hell, The Crimson Pirate, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea, Fantastic Island, The Lost World in eighty days, The Golden Compass, The Ninth Gate, Around the World in 80 days, City Of Lost Children, Darkcity, Dark Man, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Wild Wild West, Sky Captain Of Tomorrow, Rocketeer, Twin Peaks, (fire walk with me), The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Van Helsing, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Brazil, Those magnificent men in their flying machines, Monte Carlo or Bust, Romancing the Stone, The Jewel in the Nile, Wild Wild West, RiverWorld, The Princess Bride, Cat on a hot tin Roof, A Streetcar Named Desire, Fields of Gold, Children of a Lesser God, Off Mice and Men, The Assassination Bureau, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, King Solomons Mine {all versions}, She, 1984, For your Eyes Only, To Catch a Thief, Incense for the Dammed.
And so, my friends, dear bookworms, most noble fellow drinkers, frustrated burglars, affronted policemen, upright citizens with furled umbrellas and secret buccaneering dreams, fellow privateers and pirates--that seems to be very nearly all for now. It has been nice having you with us, and we hope you will come again, not once, but many times.
Kind Regards and hope to catch you on the Flip Side ~ { DAVID } ~
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PS. Always Remember to never underestimate the practical man who has the depth of perception to philosophize as well, or you may not survive to regret it?
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